Musical Shoes

Ok, these don't actually exist. But don't you think they should? Shoes that play music? Might actually justify paying $250 for them! They do have shoes that transfer workout data to your nano, but so what? How does that help you? Why not manufacture shoes that play music? Then people might actually feel like using their athletic shoes! Anyway, if you have the talent go ahead and try it. The world will thank you. Well actually the world won't give a flip. But everyone who knows you will pretend that the world respects you, and not just the shoes. And you can delude yourself into thinking you are loved.

Albino Aliens

There are a few things you need to know about albino aliens.

1. They are very testy about their albinoness. It is a daily challenge for them.

2. You probably would not know one if you saw one. for safety reasons, don't mention it. They may eat your face.

3. They like pop-tarts.

4. No one has ever actually seen one. They may not even exist. But don't you think they should?

What MnMs want

For all you young studs out there thinking of keeping pet MnMs, here are a few guidelines.

1. MnMs want to be kept in a cool enviroment. Although they have never developed adaptations to the cold, they enjoy the challenge of keeping warm.

2. MnMs don't really want to be eaten. Those little bags you buy of MnMs? Don't smile when you eat them. It only makes them scared, and they lose any dignity they had.

3. MnMs just want to have fun. Make sure you set up lots of things for your MnMs to play on. Yes, they like it when you help them onto the toys. Just make your hands aren't warm or wet. Liqiud takes the coloring off their candy coating. They hate that.

Hey y'all

As you can see, I've started a blog to eliminate phrases from our world that cannot be Googled. When people Google a phrase, it is very frustrating when nothing relevant turns up. No matter how sarcastic you were being, you somehow feel that Google has let you down. Well I aim to add something relevant for every phrase. I can't do it without your help, so please send in your suggestions. Because all phrases, and the imaginations come up with them, deserve the respect of Google compatibility.

I understand that opening a blog does not automatically make anyone interested in my life, so I'll keep personal stories to a minimum. New postings due...whenever I think of one...and I'll post the phrase and a little bit of information about it. If you have any ideas, PLEASE SEND THEM IN!!!! I welcome all suggestions. I treasure them in my heart.

Also, I strive for international communication, so if you have non-English suggestions, please send them in. I will do my best to work with them. Just know that I only speak English, and a little bit of Romanian. Also, I don't have an international keyboard. (This blog has a yearly budget of about $30. For the internet connection,)

Just for a little background, My name's Cat. Yes, my friends really call me Cat. I live in North Carolina, the only state where your parents let you count tobacco as one of your daily vegetables. It is truly a beautiful land. I'm in middle school, so deal with it. Thinking kids should not have blogs will not make me get older faster nor will it make me delete my blog.

If you know me personally, post comments, please. I don't know if anyone will actually read this. I need you to support the fragile little bubble that is my ego. Even if means sacrificing 10 minutes of your life to read and type words. I can't do it alone.